// ULTRA_HACK_PRO v9.11

// post-mortem

here's how to avoid
this kind of skid.

01

use a VPN

Mullvad or ProtonVPN. free ones sell your data.

02

incognito does nothing

your IP is still visible. your ISP still sees everything.

03

treat every link like this one

you gave this page your location just by clicking it.

04

use signal

disappearing messages on. don't register with your real number.

05

check haveibeenpwned.com

your old passwords are probably in a breach dump right now.

$ sudo rm -rf /your/bad_opsec_decisions — command not found. too late.