// ULTRA_HACK_PRO v9.11
// post-mortem
here's how to avoid
this kind of skid.
01
use a VPN
Mullvad or ProtonVPN. free ones sell your data.
02
incognito does nothing
your IP is still visible. your ISP still sees everything.
03
treat every link like this one
you gave this page your location just by clicking it.
04
use signal
disappearing messages on. don't register with your real number.
05
check haveibeenpwned.com
your old passwords are probably in a breach dump right now.
$ sudo rm -rf /your/bad_opsec_decisions — command not found. too late.